My First Thought Immediately Following the Discovery of a Jury Summons in My Mailbox:
“Wait, so…they haven’t actually finished repealing Don’t Ask/Don’t Tell yet, have they? I mean, there was that whole thing about it, but it’s still OH WAIT THAT DOESN’T WORK FOR THIS ONE ANYWAY.”
So I guess I’ve got jury duty at the end of the month, then. Goddammit.
I think I might show up to the courthouse in assless chaps anyway, though. Just, you know, out of spite.