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Movie Idea

Title: His Lovin’, His Revenge

TaglineThey didn’t know just how good this Bad Romance could feel.

Starring: Patrick Wilson & ultimate fighter BJ Penn.  (Yup.)

Nominated for an Oscar for her Supporting Role: Patricia Clarkson (Not sure what that role will be yet; just that Patricia Clarkson makes everything better).

Rated: NC-17 (Yuuuup.)

Trailer: Alternating shots of Patrick Wilson strapped to a table in a dungeon, BJ Penn riding shirtless on a motorcycle looking pissed off, Patrick Wilson & BJ Penn viciously wrestling each other on a boat in tighty whities, and then viciously making out with each other sans tighty whities, and Patricia Clarkson simultaneously taking a sip of tea and cracking a whip.  All to the tune of Prince’s “When Doves Cry.”  Why not Bad Romance?  Cause this is art, fools.  Don’t question me.

Opens: As soon as fucking possible.

Yeah, I don’t know.  It’s been a while, and I felt like I needed to post something.  I’m just so tired, you guys.  Having a non customer-service job is great, but also stressful and exhausting.   It would be hard to get up the energy to write anything even if I did have something non work-related to talk about — which I don’t, because work’s all I’ve been doing lately.  Busy season can’t end soon enough.

But me and my little intern are headed out to Bend for the next couple of days on fieldwork, so hopefully we can get a solid picture post out of that.