RSS Feed

Monthly Archives: December 2011

I need book recommendations.

Flight’s on Thursday, so I need these pretty quickly.

Standard guidelines apply: novels, short stories, biographies, & memoirs.

Not biographies of crusaders against frozen food or memoirs of Russian gulag prisoners, as I know certain unnamed commenters will be tempted to suggest.



I have arranged all of my plans for the weekend around making it to this one coffee shop at an hour when I won’t have to rub elbows with the great unwashed hipster masses and when the barrista who’s taken my order the last three Sundays won’t be there with a look of disgust-tempered pity when I order the world’s greatest tofu sandwich for the fourth consecutive Sunday.

The world’s greatest tofu sandwich is ginger-marinated tofu, red onion, lettuce, and herbed veganaise on a baguette. ┬áIt can be obtained for the extremely reasonable price of six dollars and seventy-five cents.