Yours Truly: What the hell did she have to be upset about?
Boss: Well, she was a little offended that you didn’t just believe what she told you.
YT: But we’re auditing them. We’re not supposed to believe her. We have to ask for proof; that’s the job they’re paying us to do.
Boss: Well, but we need to be more like auditors slash game show hosts.
YT: You mean like for one of those Japanese game shows where the contestants get electrocuted if they give the wrong answer?
Do you guys ever kind of half-hear a song on the radio without knowing what it is, and then get a couple of bars from that song stuck in your head for years? Like, every 2 or 3 months, you’ll hear something kind of similar, and those couple bars will play in your head all of the sudden and then you’ll spend the next two and a half hours trying to figure out what the hell that goddamn song was?
Yeah, so Pandora played this song yesterday, and it was like finally getting a piece of food dislodged from between my teeth after 9 years of futilely stabbing at it with a paperclip and getting my gums all bloody. I’m not even exaggerating; that part where he sings “…note that says you’re leaving home….” has been sporadically popping up in my head since I was a sophomore in high school. It’s been quite a journey.