Signs that your holiday guests SUSPECT NOTHING.
Guest #1. “Do you think I should take a Klonopin tonight? I don’t know if I’m going to be able to sleep otherwise –”
Guest #2. “Nah. Just take one of my Xanax. I’ve got so many of them, anyway. I don’t know what I’m gonna do with all of these.”
Andrew. [Gesturing wildly] “OH HOLY SHIT, IT APPEARS THAT THERE IS A SQUIRREL. I THINK THE MOST PRUDENT COURSE OF ACTION IS FOR YOU BOTH TO LOOK OVER IN THE DIRECTION IN WHICH I AM NOW EMPHATICALLY POINTING.”