1. Have been renting a computer at work, trying to get some homework done, for the past 2 and half hours.
2. Current homework to YouTube ratio is approximately 1 to 9.
3. Should be outside. Clear fall days like this are precious and sparse. Want to be lying under a tree reading something that is not related to the Decision-Making policies of the Financial Accounting Standards Board.
3a. Not that they’re not interesting, it’s just that they require a higher level of thinking than I really want to commit myself to today.
4c1. Mostly fatigue, actually.
5. Anyway, enjoy the fruits of my procrastinator’s labor:
5a. Crappy Early 80s Nu Wave Apple. The lead singer’s kind of cute, anyway.
5b. Crappy Late 80s Pop Cantelope. It’s alright; you don’t have to make eye contact with me anymore. I’m ashamed of myself, too. It’s just so catchy.
5c. Awesome Buckingham Nicks Pineapple. You’re welcome, Ashley.
5d. Sorry. I was trying to be cute with the fruit thing. I do that a lot, I think — try to be cute and coy and come off as annoying and asinine instead.
5d1. Self-Loathing Redux.